Nasty Nak
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
AWWWW SHIT!!!
Oh, I get it.
EPIC!!!
People tell you to always be humble, humble, humble, but when’s the last time anyone told you to be amazing, great, or awesome?
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| — | Kanye West (via kan-yeezy) |
